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A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble

with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is

your problem?"
Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is

in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should

be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's

office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher

explained to the principal what the situation was. The

principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test

and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to

go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy

was brought in and the conditions were explained to him

and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a

third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam

and tells her, "I think Boy. can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own

questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have

only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I

do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T,

is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out

soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and

before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman

does sitting down and a dog does on three leg s? The

principal's eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of

questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me

down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me

when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.

When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come

with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word star ts with a 'F' and ends in

'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in

'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer

on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and

a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has

muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible

for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"